Bichon Frise (The Cuddler)

Humans are great. Puppies are better.

We’ve selected 11 breeds of puppies you need more than a man (it was hard to pick just 11). Not only do these puppies tick most of the boxes any online dating profile includes, but they are also loyal, loving and unable to talk back.

These little pups will never forget your birthday (because they won’t know it in the first place), they’ll never make you miss a new episode of that show you really like to watch some sporting event you don’t, they don’t play mind games, and they love to cuddle — with no expectation of sex before or after.

No matter your particular personality and lifestyle, there’s a puppy for you, friends. We invite you to find your match in the slideshow below.

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